The Silly Page
A lighthearted, completely unofficial corner of the Keboola docs for when your pipelines are running and you just need a smile.
Welcome to the silliest page in the entire Keboola documentation. No SLAs, no schemas, no schedules—just a place to take a breath while your jobs churn away in the background.
A Data Engineer’s Daily Affirmations
Section titled “A Data Engineer’s Daily Affirmations”- My pipelines are valid, even when they fail.
- Every
NULLis just a value waiting to find itself. - I will not blame the extractor. (It was probably the extractor.)
- Today I will close at least one of my 47 open browser tabs.
The Five Stages of a Failed Job
Section titled “The Five Stages of a Failed Job”- Denial — “It worked on my workspace.”
- Anger — “Who touched the input mapping?!”
- Bargaining — “I’ll just re-run it one more time.”
- Depression — staring at the logs in silence.
- Acceptance — opening the support form.
Frequently Unasked Questions
Section titled “Frequently Unasked Questions”Q: Can I schedule a Flow to bring me coffee? A: Not yet. But you can schedule everything else, so consider it a roadmap item.
Q: How many transformations is too many? A: One more than you currently have.
Q: Is this page in the search index? A: Probably. Pagefind indexes joy too.
Now Get Back To Work
Section titled “Now Get Back To Work”Your data is not going to transform itself. (Well, with Flows it kind of will, but you get the idea.) Head back to the overview when you’re ready to be productive again.